I will do it

Many a times when I have delegated tasks to people, I have heard the same answer. " I will do it"
Here are my various interpetations of " I will do it"


1) I will do it right now
2) I will do it when I can
3) I will do it if I remember
4) I will do it if I can figure it out
5) I will do it after asking lots of questions
6) This is the closest I will come to doing it
7) I will do it after you do a lot more for me
8) I will do it if you ask me 3 more times